Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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