My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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