(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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