hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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