He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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