North Korea, Best Korea!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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