What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I got inside last night via doggy door
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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