I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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