He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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