i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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