she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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