what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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