you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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