awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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