"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
