U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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