Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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