idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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