Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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