your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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