Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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