If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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