I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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