Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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