no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
