If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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