when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Of course I have a pirate flag
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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