Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
