butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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