did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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