Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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