you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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