whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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