Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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