There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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