apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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