My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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