pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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