found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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