Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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