ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I intend to get homeless drunk
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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