there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Randomize