I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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