very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
my poor anus
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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