I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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