Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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