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I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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