I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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