I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
