I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
