I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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