So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I love having hate sex.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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