scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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