what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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